Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead. Wait, Make That Charlton Heston has Finally Kicked the Bucket.

According to Reuters, Hollywood legend and neocon icon Charlton Heston is dead at age 84.

If God is, as all good Republicans appear to believe, a 70-year old white Republican male from Iowa, they ought to get along just fine. I imagine Chas has a few words of advice for the big guy on where He went wrong ['First, hit that fat fuck Michael Moore with a lightning bolt and take out that Obama fellow ...']

At least this gives gun-control advocates to finally pry Heston's flintlock rifle from his 'cold, dead hands.' Or maybe the feds can use eminent domain to claim Heston's personal armory and send it where they need more firepower like Iraq. Or those attitudinal French. Or, now that I think about it, maybe even Canada.